The Commonwealth of The Real Japanada is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nate - Prime Minister of Squirrels with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.132 billion Real Japanadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheboygan. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Real Japanadan economy, worth 71.8 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,696 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Japanada's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

The Real Japanada is ranked 157,466^th in the world and 6,044^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.